The Tao of Racist Environmentalism

David Suzuki: Loves the Environment, Hates Chinese People

The following conversation is real, it occurred between Peter "the Franchise" Ng and Canadian Environmentalist, and world renound scientist, Dr. David Suzuki.

(Setting: Outside a Mexican Resturaunt in Downtown Toronto)

P"tF"N: Excuse me, are you Dr. David Suzuki?

Dr. DS: Yes......Are you chinese?

P"tF"N: Yes

Dr. DS: (Ominous silence)

(After returning to the kitchen, Peter "the Franchise" Ng has been convinced by a co-worker to as the man once voted the 4th greatest Canadian of all time by the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation to take a picture with him)

P"tF"N: Sir, do you mind if I take a picture with you?

Dr. DS: Thats very unprofessional, wouldn't you say?

P"tF"N: Well, this is my last day here

Dr. DS: So basically you don't give a shit (yes he actually swore)

P"tF"N: (Politely smiles, despite the insult)

Dr. DS: So are you taking the picture or not?

(The picture is then begrudgingly taken, both parties are left unsatisfied by the encounter)